I have just been down to water my vegie garden and admire my growing watermelons to discover that the man of the house has murdered them.

In his quest to put power to our shed, he has dug a trench right through my watermelon patch and pulled them out.  It would seem he did not notice the great big things attached to some of them and probably assumed in his ignorance they were weeds.

Our shed is about 60 m from our house, so it is an ambitious trench, one which seems to be destroying my garden.

So I do believe the man of the house will be getting a right royal bollocking when he gets home for killing my watermelons with his silly trench.  We haven’t had power to the shed for 3 years, surely he could have waited till watermelon growing season was over?

Goodbye sweet watermelons.

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